Silver Twine from a Valentine: 2009

Okay so its a little after 8am and my phone is ringing downstairs, so I get up and get to it in time to get a message from a number I don't know. I hear "hey autumn, call me back its your aunt sue, its important." Now this freaked me out cause I literally never get a call from my aunt sue, and I was like, shit, I hope everything is okay. So I call her back right away and She says something a long the lines of "Autumn I need you to come over here, I need help, I called your dad and corey can't come over here, and so and so can't and i'm desperate."

So I ask her whats wrong (thinking at this point that its one of my real dad's sisters who I never met? But thinking about it now i'm pretty sure theres no Sue, but this lady certainly isn't my aunt sue on my moms side). So she goes on to explained that shes locked in her house, she just got out of jail, and something about the cops said she isn't the president? And continued talking about a bunch of people I had no idea who they were. And also asked me not to go to work and talk to Denise about any of this (well now i'm talking to the whole internet about it, but it was weird..)

Anyway I said I had no idea who any of these people were she was talking about and that I don't work a normal job right now anyway. And she says "Denise said you did, you work at mejier in the meat department with your mom". At that point I almost laughed out loud, and I was like nooooo I don't sorry. And she says "isn't your dad Dennis so and so?" And I said no and explained that at first I thought she might have been an aunt on my dad's side that I had never met , and she said, "Oh, see, didn't I tell you how desperate I was?" And I laughed and she laughed, wished each other a good christmas and hung up.

weird right?